Ronald Clementine

Ronald Clementine

Ronald is a loser. An under-achiever. He's never been particularly successful at anything. And it urks him. So now, instead of setting realistic goals for himself, Ronald has taken the opposite approach. He has developed dreams of global destruction and world domination.

Most of these ideas came from reading science fiction, Ronald's favorite past time in the whole world. He's not a pop-culture, contemporary sci-fi fan. He's a literary sci-fi fan, so his mind doesn't work on the same level as the geeks who go to conventions. Those guys can't touch Ronald's supreme geekdom.

Ronald really needs to find purpose and direction in his life. He needs a mentor to show him the way. And lucky for him, there's just such a man for the job... the infamous assassin Koff Eepot.